Having a beard seems to be very 'in fashion' now. Long gone are the days of bald baby faced men and the bearded, hairy, rustic men rule strong.
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For those who are puzzled by why beardedness(that is a word my spell check didn't go off) is so popular here are some reasons why.
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1. Warmth. A beard is not a super heater. But, it does keep the wind off your face and keeps you warm during the winter.
2. Style. Beards just look good. Theres no argument against it beards are sexy.
3. Testosterone. A beard is a sign of manliness. If you have a beard you are unquestionably a man. Some bald faced men need their cars to be an extension to their ego. Real men have beards.
4. Time. If you have a beard there is no need(unless its to sharpen up) to shave which, in turn, shaves time(see what I did there?).
5. Pride. A man, is very much like a lion. The strongest male lion is the one with the thickest biggest mane. This is the same with men. The better the beard the more magnificent the man.
6. The female gender. No matter what a woman says she will end up loving your beard. It attracts women just like with lions. My fiancé hated beards and said she'd never be able to handle being with me and a beard. Now she loves it and doesn't want me to get rid of it. The beard has power.
7. A brand new section of toiletries. Once you are in charge of a beard, you have loads of new things for the bathroom just for your beard! Beard oil, Beard shampoo, Beard brush. The list keeps going!
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So for those of you who don't have a beard I hope that this will convince you to grow one. And for those that do, show this and spread the word of the beard!
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