Saturday 7 November 2015

Why An Apocalypse Wouldn't Be All Bad.




Ok for arguments sake lets say the chance of an actual nuclear war was even remotely likely, yes if you didn't get each and every single atom within your body ripped apart and survived the initial 'War'(if you can call it that it probably wouldn't last much over a week), many or most of the people you knew and loved would be dead.
Yes this is terribly sad and you may be lonely however, just imagine you have crawled out of the burning pit that you used to hide form the explosions you now have so many perks and opportunities that you may not have thought of as a result of this terrible catastrophe.
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No law.

So this can be a gift and a curse, on the one hand plenty of things you might have to do to survive that may be frowned upon in polite company would now be, to all intents and purposes, legal. Due to the fact the is no law and no one to maintain it. 
So taking as many tinned goods from abandoned super markets as you could carry WOULD now be very easy. Feeding yourself would not be a problem. However this also means other people could also steal, kill and torture without the threat of arrest. Silver linings right?
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All of those great 'Apocalypse' weapons you see on youtube could be yours!

Again this goes kind of back to the no law thing. You could happily ransack peoples houses and make as many brutal weapons as your heart desired and indeed use them. Defending yourself would be very very easy and you could have fun experimenting with different kinds of weapon to find the best to crush the skulls of those who would otherwise do you harm. Double ended chainsaw sledge hammer?
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Do what ever you want

Now there are significantly less people to insult and harm, it enables you to treat the world as your playground. Want to take a shit off the Eiffel Tower(Provided it's still standing) you go and take a shit off the Eiffel Tower.
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All the time in the world.

No people means no job, that means no worries of money or time. You could spend all week just smashing up a house, or learn to speak Chinese(not sure you could do it in a week but you get the point). Without time restraints in your life and no one to answer to, you would be free to exploit your surroundings to the fullest.
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Pretend your in a Fallout game.

For those who game, you could reenact the whole of the Fallout franchise and even build a house or find a dog(if there is an uncooked one available). An apocalypse really is a gamers dream come true.
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Own anything you set your eyes on.

That really nice classic car your neighbour has? he's dead he won't be needing it anymore, take it out for a spin. Did I mention no speed limit? Is that a great sword in Buckingham Palace? better line up the water melons.
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The world may be a giant sandbox now(quite literally I can imagine there would be a fair amount of dust) but you could go anywhere and do whatever you pleased(all while listening to 'The Wanderer' by Dion). The initial shock would be terrible but surviving the bombs would be well worth it. Every person could become whoever they wanted to be the possibilities are endless and all you need is to find a lead lined fridge!
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Thursday 5 November 2015

Why Every Man Needs To Have A Swiss Army Knife.


The Swiss, are good a making many, many things, watches being one (Rolex is undisputedly one of the best watches available), chocolate being another. Knives are no exception to this.

Most peoples first knife would be a very small Swiss Army Knife with a tiny little blade and they would either cut themselves, or loose it. Then over time they grow out of it and move onto bigger and better knives, leaving the modest Swiss Army Knife behind. But no matter what knife you have, it will almost always be beaten by these brilliant little multi tools.

Sure you could get a Leatherman, but one, they cost a bloody fortune, and two they aren't that compact, it is literally like walking around with a pair of pliers in your pocket.

I'm on my second Swiss Army knife due to my first one disappearing....I started with a Huntsman which had more than enough tools for me at the age of 13, but it was still a brilliant knife.

I've since downsized to a Spartan which is much more basic but I carry it everywhere due to the fact I use it on probably a everyday basis. My point about these knives are that they are the perfect tool for anyone to have. They are classically designed, all the knives are razor sharp and hold an edge ridiculously well, and it is a world recognised brand for a good reason!

I read an article on SAK's once about a lifeboat captain who through one way or another ended up over board getting pulled down into the water, had he not had his swiss army knife with him he would definitely be dead, you could argue that any knife he would have had could have saved him but just a single blade knife, or a shoddy multitool might not have had quite the same effect. Why carry a single blade when you can have two plus extra tools! 

I will always support SAK's because of the brilliantly strong design and their reliability, and I recommend every man to get one, you never know when you might need it.









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